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06/26/2018 at 18:13 • Filed to: BMW

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UKL Front wheel drive, check.

Lack of a manual, check.

It’s in Mexico right now but it’s just a matter of time they will start crawling all over and jumping curbs in malls in Canada... I’m sure.

(I do kinda want the 18i 3-cylinder engine, though.)

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/26/2018 at 18:25

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So BMW finally made a CLA class


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/26/2018 at 18:26

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Step aside.

I want one. 


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/26/2018 at 18:28

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Let’s hope they did a better job. Merc is nooooooot any good at making cheap cars.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/26/2018 at 18:29

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It's not like most owners will know the driven wheels anyways. 


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/26/2018 at 18:32

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A Sedan. There is allegedly a 2 Gran Coupe coming.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/26/2018 at 18:54

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Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/26/2018 at 18:59

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As sad as it is to see the RWD 1 Series go, this isn’t actually that bad looking of a car. Although I have no idea who in their right mind would go for a 2 over the absolutely fantastic looking (especially on the inside) A-Class.

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Even in sedan form, the A i s a much better looking car.

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Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > not for canada - australian in disguise
06/26/2018 at 19:13

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rwd 1 series pretty much became the 2 series anyways


Kinja'd!!! merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/26/2018 at 19:17

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That’s nice to see BMW making the Dodge Dart.  They must’ve bought the rights from FCA.  


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/26/2018 at 19:17

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Their market for this cares about one thing only: the badge


Kinja'd!!! Svend > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/26/2018 at 19:34

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I don’t have a problem with FWD cars.

BMW surveyed 1 Series owners and 80% thought they were FWD anyway. 


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Kanaric
06/26/2018 at 19:48

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...until you get the:

2 series Gran Coupe

2 series Active Tourer

2 series Gran Tourer

X2 Sports Activity Coupe

All FWD and UKL based.


Kinja'd!!! MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/26/2018 at 21:05

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Is this more or less the same platform as F56 MINIs? I seem to remember part of the reason for the Kermit nose on F56 was to accommodate extra length for a platform BMW was planning to share.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > MiniGTI - now with XJ6
06/26/2018 at 21:09

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Yup UKL, p retty much a 4-door M ini with a trunk.


Kinja'd!!! 50ford500 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/26/2018 at 22:17

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Just wait for the optional backlit BMW emblems!


Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/26/2018 at 22:23

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lol i hope that doesn’t happen


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/27/2018 at 00:05

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Nuuuuuuu! :(

Now BMWs are more like The u ltimate driving machine*.

*Unless it's front wheel drive or has a base engine or is a CUV.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Kanaric
06/27/2018 at 07:33

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Aside from the Gran Coupe... they’re all real products.

And the Gran Coupe was spied testing, so it's happening.


Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > 404 - User No Longer Available
06/27/2018 at 17:11

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They are all fwd?


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Kanaric
06/27/2018 at 18:12

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FWD based, xDrive optional.